Ladies & Gentlemen, our first contestant, Miss Pecan Pie!! She's a real bronzed beauty! She's rather tough on the outside, getting that tanned exterior from hot summer days in Georgia! That's right, but don't let that fool you--- she's as sweet as sugar on the inside. She's very popular at social or family holiday gatherings, never disappointing her peers. Miss Pecan knows that a job worth doing is worth doing right, that's why she is sponsored by Karo. She's dependable, and highly valued for having that perfect balance that you need when having a late night cup of coffee. Knowing when to be serious and when to relax is a noble quality we all appreciate. For the younger generation, she often times is misunderstood, all she needs is a chance folks! Many young children with solid God-fearing parents introduce Miss Pecan early, to get a head start on all goodness that she brings. So.... Let's give it up for Miss Pecan Pie!!
Next we have the dark and luscious Miss Chocolate Pie!! She's so lovely, sporting her toasted Meringue jacket over her silky-smooth Chocolate brown evening gown, by designer, Nanny Ruby. Miss Coco has proven herself, and gives to the community whenever she's needed. She is always making appearances at Sunday lunches, church gatherings, holiday parties, and girls nights all across America. With this demanding schedule she manages to fit in the less fortunate, that suffer from severe stress. Lending her ear and hugging these late night sufferers in regular old fashioned kitchens after hours, we've been told as late as midnight some nights. When not answering the call, she enjoys lounging around with her close friends and relaxing no matter what time of day. Miss Coco's heart really is the edification of others thru intense chocolatte communication. Thank you Miss Coco for your contribution!!
Stepping on up is Miss Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies. Miss C, as she prefers to be called, is a petite little gal, with lots to offer. Loyal to her calling, for snacks, birthday parties, teacher gifts, and any day ending with 'y." With a mixture of cocoa, oats and a tad of peanut butter, don't be deceived, she's not holla back girl. Taken for granted by so many, they see her rather average beauty and think she isn't all that special. But we bid the question, have you ever turned her down? Her perfectly blended personality draws in even the chiefest of Dieters. So many events, so little of her to go around. They say it's lonely at the top, and it must be. Seems we always seem just one of her around the food table. The fast paced life of social events would get next to anyone. Regardless her family is highly protective of her. Mr Soup Pot, her wide-bellied father, has a good instinct about those trying to take advantage of Miss C and her giving heart. If he one times senses you aren't up on your game, you won't be taking Miss C anywhere. Great trust in her father proves true, because anyone who has been deemed unworthy will quickly watch her run away upon leaving Mr Soup Pot's presence. I've seen it a hundred times. That's what we love about her though, she's dedicated, such a scarce characteristic these days! Let's thank Miss C for her time...............
Last but certainly not least we have our final contestant, Miss Vanilla Ice Cream!! Wearing many hats, Hot Fudge, Colorful Sprinkles, M&M's, crushed Oreos, Peanuts, Whipped Cream and Fruit, on occasion. Miss Nell has been a true crowd pleaser from the get go. Her fan base extends down children as young a one year, extending to Senior Citizens. From her duo act with her beloved friend, Cake, to her stationary role in a Waffle Cone or even the spoonfuls that are sneaked in the middle of the night, Miss Nell knows how to have fun! Seasonal scheduling forces her to have a somewhat limited presence in the spring and summer months, still she is always looking for how she can be more versatile. Surprising fans after a job well done, or her terrific Swim routine in Coca Cola classic & Root Beer! That is what she's the best at, connecting with people. You can't get any friendlier than Miss Nell.
So now as the ladies step back up, let's give them one last round of applause for their incredible contributions to their local and international communities. Alright as we await the decision, let me also add that, upon winning all runners up will receive a scholarship to the Grocery Store of their choice. Drum roll please.................well I don't believe it.........this is unheard of and the first time in the history of this contest............. well Miss Pecan, Miss Coco, Miss C & Miss Nell, it's my pleasure to tell you that you are all going to be crowned Miss Ameri-dessert!! All of the Taste Judges agree that you are all outstanding citizens and worth of the crown. May you enjoy your new position, remembering that you beat out other worthy competitors, we expect great things from you!! Congratulations!!!
